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OOPS! HOLD IT! SMILE!!! *CLICK!* <)".."(> ((..)) PICTURE OF U.
We will now upgrade your brain. Please wait......Searching.....Searching.........Still searching...............................Sorry, no brain found.
Work sucks .. Ladies go to work.
Hi I'm an ALIEN, now I'm checking for chicks in your phonebook. SEARCHING..... Sorry no chicks found. CONCLUSION: YOU'RE GAY
Hi I'm an ALIEN, now I'm checking for chicks in your phonebook. SEARCHING..... Sorry no chicks found. CONCLUSION: YOU'RE GAY
birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye,i don`t worry i don`t cry.i`m just happy that a cow can't fly.
Don't take a cigaret and die just take a joint and fly.
,;'(.) (.)'; ;';. (oo) .;'; (;;' (____)';;) '';:;.,'---',.;;" HEY! YOUR PHONE IS A MIRROR!
()".'."() ( (T)) (ö) (ö) WHERE are you? ().'."() ((T) ) (ö) (ö) Right? No! ()".'.() ( (T)) (ö) (ö) Left? No! ()".'."() ( (T) ) (ö) (ö) There you are!
,,,,, ( ' ,' ) they say, <!==!>height does |_|_| not matter ,,,,, ( ' ) but ( '._.'/ / size <|==/ / does!! (__)_)
long and thin, covered in skin, red in parts, goes in tarts, rhubarb
This is a message from the hospital of which you came from. It is to notify you that you are a mistake and need to check back in to be terminated..Good Day
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
I've liked lots of people,but loved very few.But no1 has been as special as ü (NAME), I'd stand in the worlds longest Q jus 4 da pleasure of bein wit u,I promise.
my tears have gone cold, yet i stll hold on to the feling that u'll come back to me....deep within my soul
If friendship could be bought or sold, as if it was stocks and shares. Those wise enough to invest in you, would all be Millionaires
What's the difference between a Cop with a speed gun and going down on a woman? . When you go down on a woman you can always see the cunt behind the bush!!!!!!!
God thought the world was beautiful, then he saw YOU!!
you can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall inlove with me. :)
i cant hide this from u anymore,i really dont wana hurt u,but i feel its better i tell u b4 u hear it from some1 else.im REALLY sorry but theres no santa!!!
If I was a tear I would want to be born in your eye, live on your cheek and die on your lips
CHING CHONG CHINAMAN TRIED 2 MILK A COW, CHING CHONG CHINAMAN DIDN'T NOW HOW,CHING CHONG CHINAMAN PULLED D RONG TIT, CHING CHONG CHINAMAN CUVERED IN SHIT
If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave its ass and walk it backwards!
if luvin' was aginst the law,and kissin' waz a crime,id gladly spend my life wit u,in prison doin' time!!!!
WHEN YOU'RE DANCING WITH YOUR HONEY,AND YOUR NOSE IS RATHER RUNNY,DON'T THINK IT'S FUNNY COS IT'S SNOT ! ! ! !
theres 2000000 people watching tv theres 50000 in the bath 10000 reading mags and one idiot reading my text message .. You Fucking Wanker
i want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me.u cry,i cry.u laugh..i laugh.u jump out of d window..i look down n then..i laugh again..hahaha
I like ur style, i like ure class but most of all i like ur ass!!
I like ur style, i like ure class but most of all i like ur ass!!
Sweet... cute... adorable... 1 in a million.. sexy.. stunning.. hot.. magnificent... gorgeous.. ...enough about me, whats up??
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