| 1781. |
If the grass is greener in the other fellow's yard -
let him worry about cutting it. |
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| 1782. |
A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in
such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. |
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| 1783. |
After things have gone from bad to worse, the cycle will repeat. |
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| 1784. |
Never hit a man when he's down. He may get back up again. |
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| 1785. |
Time may be a great healer,
but it's a lousy beautician |
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| 1786. |
When in charge, ponder.
When in trouble, delegate.
When in doubt, mumble. |
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| 1787. |
Never judge a book by its movie. |
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| 1788. |
I love being married.
It's so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life. |
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