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Keep honking while I reload. |
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Save the trees ... Wipe your butt with an owl. |
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In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is. Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut |
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When I get to where I'm going, will somebody please tell me where I am? |
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The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket. |
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Never miss a good chance to shut up. |
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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. |
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Born free. Taxed to death. |
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He who chops his own wood will be warmed by it twice. |
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Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it. |
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