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Why was the millipede upset?
Because he had to buy new shoes for his kids.
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What has lots of teeth but can't chew?
A Comb.
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What starts with "E", ends with "E" and contains only one letter?
An envelope.
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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?
Their middle name.
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Which candy can't get anywhere on time?
Choco - late
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Where do frogs get their money from?
The river bank.
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What's the difference between the north pole and the south pole?
They are a world apart.
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What looks like a dog, smells like a dog, sounds like a dog and feels like a dog but isn't a dog?
A puppy.
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An electric train is travelling north and the wind is blowing south. Which way would the smoke be blowing?
Electric trains do not give out smoke.
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I'm not an aeroplane, but I can fly through the sky. I'm not a river, but I'm full of water. What am I?
A cloud.
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What stays in the corner but travels all over the world?
A stamp.
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A living thing
I grow, but I am not a man.
I eat, but I am not an animal.
I reproduce, but I am not a fish.
I die, but I am not a bird, Who am I?
Tree
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A geometrical shape
I am round, without a break at all.
Who am I?
Circle
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Endless thinking
Name 100 words without alphabet A.
Sneha Shirodkar, Dombivili
One to Hundred
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One morning a man is leaving on business trip and finds he left some paperwork at his office. He runs into his office to get it and the night watchman stops him and says, "Sir, don't get on the plane. I had a dream last night that the plane would crash and everyone would die!" The man takes his word and cancels the trip. Sure enough the plane crashes and everyone dies. The next morning the man gives the watchman a $1,000 reward for saving his life and then fires him. Why did he fire the watchman who saved his life?
The watchman could dream only because he was sleeping. But watchmen aren't supposed to be sleeping on the job, are they?
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What am I? Count the numbers on my face. You won't find 13 in any place.
A clock
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A wise king wants an honest man to take his place on the throne. He gives each of his 3 sons a pack of flower seeds and tells them that the one who grows the most beautiful flowers from these seeds will have his throne. Six months pass and the king checks the flowers. The first 2 had beautiful flower beds while the last child had nothing in his plot but weeds. Yet, the king chose this child to have the throne. Why?
The 3rd son was the only one who didn't cheat. The King had baked the seeds so they wouldn't grow, which means the first 2 didn't use the seeds from the packet he gave them.
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What do you get when you cross a bird, a car and a pet?
A flying carpet.
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What did the ocean say to the sun?
Nothing, it just waved.
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What runs but never walks, Has a mouth but never talks, Has a head but never weeps, And has a bed but never sleeps?
A river.
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A riddle
Little Nancy Etticot, in a white petticoat, the longer she stands the shorter she grows, with a brightly lit face, she glows.
Guess who is she?
A Candle
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Songs walk
I can walk along with people and entertain them, as they can listen to songs.
Who am I?
Walkman
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How do you know when you are getting old?
When the cake costs less than the candles
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What is black when it's clean and white when it's dirty?
A blackboard.
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Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
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