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How do you make a banana split?
Tell her that the party is over.
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| 152. |
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
A towel.
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| 153. |
What did one magnet say to the other?
I find you very attractive.
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| 154. |
Why did the spider buy a car ?
So he could take it out for a spin.
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| 155. |
Where does a skeleton swim?
In the dead sea.
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| 156. |
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
You can go on, I'll ketchup!
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| 157. |
What goes ha, ha, ha, plop?
Someone laughing their head off!
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| 158. |
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
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| 159. |
What goes TICK TOC , WOOF , TIC TOCK , WOOF?
A Watch dog
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| 160. |
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
To win the no-bell prize (Nobel Prize)
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| 161. |
Why did they put a fence around the cemetery?
People were dying to get in
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| 162. |
A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.
A girl or daughter.
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| 163. |
A man builds a house with all 4 sides facing south. A bear walks past the house. What color is the bear?
White: the house is built directly on the North Pole.
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| 164. |
A railroad crossing, look for the cars; Can you spell all that without any R's?
All that.
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| 165. |
If you were blindfolded and placed in front of a large bowl containing Rs. 50, Rs. 20, Rs. 10 and Rs. 5 notes, and were allowed to take one note at a time until you have taken four note of the same denomination, what would be the largest amount of money you could draw?
Rs. 305. You could take 3 - Rs.50, 3 - Rs. 20, 3 - Rs. 10, 3 - Rs. 5, and the last note would be another Rs. 50.
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| 166. |
Give it food and it will live; give it water and it will die.
Fire
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| 167. |
If 3 cats can kill 3 rats in 3 minutes, how long will it take for 100 cats to kill 100 rats?
Three minutes. It takes each cat three minutes to kill each rat.
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| 168. |
Some months have thirty days and some months have thirty-one days. How many months have twenty-eight days?
All twelve months have 28 days. Some have more as well.
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