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There were ten copycats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
None - they were all copycats!
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A man walked into a hotel, 5 minutes later he was in jail and 10 minutes later in a bar. How did he get there?
He was playing Monopoly!
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What is Black and White and red all over?
Newspaper!
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What goes up but never comes down?
Your age!
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What's the longest word in the dictionary?
Smile, because it has a mile in it!
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I am not a priest, but still I ring a bell. I am not a postman, but still I wear his dress. I am not a beggar, but still I ask for money from others. then tell me, who am I?
bus conductor
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I work like a computer, think like a computer. Who am I?
brain
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I have teeth, but I do not bite.
I remove all the knots and straighten out yoyr hair.
I come in various design and colours.
Who am I?
comb
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An animal
I like grass and I live on farms. Small babies drink my milk.
I am white, black, brown in colour My young one is called a calf.
Who am I?
cow
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An Animal
I have four legs, but I am not a dog. I am present in white, black and brown colours, but I am not a cow. My speed is nice but I am not a cheetah.
horse
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A thing
I am present almost on everyone's wrist. My big and short hand moves in a circle. I help you to know the time. Who am I?
watch
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Which room has no door, no windows, no floor and no roof?
A mushroom!
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A Thing
You press me and you get light.
You press me and you get air.
You press me and you get water.
switch
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Part of body
I am a delicate part of yourself.
I cannot be kept on the shelf.
I can easily be caught in a swirl, Or be safely given to a girl.
Who am I?
Heart
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Why did the spider cross the computer?
To get to his website!
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What can you put in a barrel full of water to make it lighter?
A hole!
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If two's company and three's a crowd, what are four and five?
Nine, silly! Fundu thought you could add!
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A drink
It has no shape, but takes the shape of the container.
It has volume, but no colour.
It quenches our thrist, but is not a drink.
What is it?
Water
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An object
We climb up on it, to reach the top.
We climb down from it, to reach the bottom.
It is very mobile and at the same time fragile, what is it?
Ladder
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What kind of phone makes a lot of noise but never rings?
A saxophone!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cross the road.
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Why did the elephant cross the road ?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
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A big space
People come and sit in my hall during break,
They sip tea and all, I work in three hour shifts, and provide entertainment to all.
What am I?
Cinema Hall
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A person
It is not your brother nor your sister,
But the child of your mother and father?
Who is it?
Manali S. Mayekar Chembur
you, yourself
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What word becomes shorter if you add 2 letters to it.
Short.
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